Tobaccdraft

(noun) The smoke that drifts into buildings from the cigarette addicts who stand just outside, hauling on their butts.

I was trying to eat my banana bread at the Common Cafe, when the tobaccdraft killed my appetite.

by Darren O'Donnell June 19, 2008

tobaccohol

Mixture of of alcohol and tobacco.

Guy I: It wasn't a ton of alcohol, it was the mix of alcohol and tobacco that fucked me up.
Guy II: Tobaccohol huh?

by LaClown June 29, 2008

Toblerone Gauntlet

The outcome of giving a sexual partner too vigorous an anal fisting, resulting in a hand covered in unpleasant fecal matter that resembles a melted Toblerone over ones' fist & lower arm.

Bill: "Went a bit mad on the fisting last night..."
Ben: "Really? What happened?"
Bill: "Went in too deep, ended up wearing the Toblerone Gauntlet."
Ben: "Dude, that's sick!"
Bill: "Yeah. That's what your mom said."

by Tod316uk October 8, 2008

tobacco

gross filth in the form of a plant. the leaves are dried, combined with more filth in the form of chemicals, and packed in cigarettes. this filth is burned to produce even worse filth in the form of smoke, which is then inhaled by losers.

tobacco sucks gigantic ass, as it causes nothing but harm in the world. it produces litter and makes losers miserably unhealthy. gross.

by chuckybubbles November 6, 2012

Tobaggan

A knit hat that is worn in the winter time.

Damn Jay's Tobaggan is tight.

by Susu September 24, 2004

TOBASH

From the military, it's an acronym for
Taken
Out
Back
And
Shot in the
Head

Usually it's a term to make reference to a person that gets a group into FUBAR occurrences multiple time.

"Ollie! You should be TOBASH! You've gotten this all FUBAR, your a freakin' clusterfuck magnet. We're gonna deep six yo ass bytch!

by Leif June 10, 2006

russian tobaggan

when you are a doing a chick at the top of the stairs, you kick her legs out and ride her down.

Yo man, i totally gave that chick a russian tobaggan. Now i need new steps

by what up biatch October 2, 2009