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Toyota Tundra

The act of violently shitting on one’s face, causing fecal matter to explode into the atmosphere whilst the anus makes an engine-like sound.
Doctor: My god, what happened to this poor young man.

Guy: he fell asleep first at the sleepover and got a pretty rough Toyota tundra, one of the worst we’ve ever seen.
by fried sauerkraut March 11, 2026
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Frozen Tundra

Frozen Tundra is a sex act where two Green Bay Packers fans (usually two large gay men) take turns shoving ice cubes into each other's assholes, then shit them out into each other's mouths.
After the Packers lost to the Chicago Bears in the playoffs, many Green Bay fans gave each other the Frozen Tundra to make themselves feel better.
by Bears85! January 18, 2026
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Boob-lon-tondra

The intentional or inadvertant use of a phrase that has multiple meanings, one of more or which is related to boobs or breasts.
Lady in checkout line: "Dang, that sale on Spaghetti-os was too good to pass up!"

Bag-boy: "those are really big cans... Of spaghetti-os I meant. Can I carry them out to your car for you?"

she replies "Was that a boob-lon-tondra?"
by rocketcitymama July 31, 2011
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eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.
Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.
by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017
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