Tilted

Adj. - the point between tipsy and absolute drunkenness or shit-faced; one can also be tilted by a punch, car, or any other act of violence... How drunk you are goes toward the degree of being tilted... 45degree, 90degree, 180degree, etc.

"I must be tilted about 120degrees because I could barely stand

by O.D. Sanchez December 25, 2009

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Tithing is the act of giving 10% of one's income to the church. Churches don't force this upon the people, but it is encouraged. The Bible says that all of the money belongs to God, but He only wants the first 10%. Think of it this way, would you rather have 90% of your income blessed, or 100% of your income cursed? God blesses those that tithe to Him. I tithe and give an offering on top of the tithe, and I have more money than any of my friends that are my age. It's not because my family is rich (which it's not)but it's because I've been blessed by God.

Build God's House and He'll build your house.

"Bring all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be food in My house, and try Me now in this." Says the Lord of hosts, "If I will not open for you the windows of heaven and pour out for you such blessing that there will not be room enough to receive it." Malachi 3:10

by King's Daughter June 30, 2005

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