King's Throne

A toilet seat that is warm to the touch when you sit on it. It's as if you are the King and it was pre-warmed for you.

I went to crap at work the other day and came across a King's Throne, yuck!

by Brettuss March 14, 2013

Bean Throne

A penis. The bean being the vagina, and the throne being the male genitalia.

"Lemme pop a squat on yo bean throne"

The happy trail led straight to his bean throne.

by pijjypooge April 4, 2013

dirty throne bone

Having sex on the toilet when one of the participants is pooping.

Before I shower I like to have a dirty throne bone

by Trippnutz November 22, 2014

travesty throne

Something you might find yourself on after a long night of bad decision making. This usually involves quite a large dose of shame, an upset stomach and frequent flushing.

After a late night which included 8 beers and 5 shots followed up by a Crave Case, Andrew spent his Sunday in close proximity to the travesty throne.

by Rocker-D-Licious December 25, 2014

puke throne

your face

I shall puke on your face because it is my puke throne.

by Yung Alpaca November 17, 2013

braid of thrones

How the characters in Game of Thrones somehow keep their braids intact even though they've moved around alot and should have fallen out by now.

When Daenerys walked into the fire to hatch the dragon eggs, you would think her hair would get rekt but it stayed so Braid of Thrones, like totally on fleek

by Urban_Webster April 11, 2015

Throne Fuck

The act of intentionally revealing plot details and twists to Game Of Thrones to someone who has not yet seen that episode in the series for the purposes of ruining their viewing experience/lives.

Person 1: Dude, Eddard Stark got beheaded!
Person 2: Fuck! I haven't seen that episode yet!?!
Person 1: I know, I totally just throne fucked you!

by Hamdizzle April 12, 2015