Took her to the woodshed

Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)

You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed

by 1maddd2mackxxx May 10, 2016

lay the wood

1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table

1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.

by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003

the Wood

Woodinville, Washington. a city in the state of washington

Yo Im from the Wood!- Kickin it in the wood! Cause the Boyz in the wood are always hard.

by D.J. sparkly Pete January 28, 2004

Took her to the woodshed

Meaning that you fucked the shit out of a chick with your dick (wood)

You know that chick I've been trying to hit for the longest ? Well I finally took her to the woodshed

by 1maddd2mackxxx May 10, 2016

lay the wood

1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants

1) he layed teh wood

by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003

polish the wood

When your friend asks about your questionable decisions/sexual escapades/conquests from the previous day/night.

"Hey (insert name here), did (insert other name here) polish the wood last night?"
"Greetings. I am not entirely sure what you mean. But let me assume you are talking about how I got my brains fucked out of my skull several times over from 3pm Sunday until 3pm Monday."

by thefratlordoftheskies October 8, 2016

soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.

Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?

by livinfer2day March 2, 2017