Mongolian windmill

In a threesome containing 2 men and 1 woman, when one man nuts on the other man’s penis and the other man swings his penis in a circular motion, similar to a windmill, spraying cum on the woman.

Hey John, guess what I did yesterday? I gave Jessica a Mongolian windmill!

by Cryotheplato February 24, 2024

Dutch Windmill

The act of whilst being inside a man (either via penile insertion or pegging) the man in front proceeds to spin his dick like a windmill

OMG guys did you hear? Camilla totally gave Glenn a Dutch windmill

by Cambo_Clown December 11, 2021

Apollo's Windmill

When two men 69 in a standing position, and then proceed to cartwheel.

"Did you see Reggie and Josh last night?"
"Yeah! They were Apollo's Windmill'ing down the street!"

by Basco Dragoon October 25, 2019

Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

by Badmanh April 27, 2016

windmiller

to put a walking cane or broom stick in ones anus.

Friend 1: "Dude, joe stuck his grandmas walker in his cinnamon ring last night, tennis ball and all."
Friend 2: "Oh Man!! I bet he windmillered that shit hard core!!!!"

by M.A.1213 January 06, 2011

The Windmill Man

The Windmill man is a fat man who likes to fuck small, tiny and fragile little boys. He sits on his computer all day, fucking small children on his very gross gaming chair. He has a very bad youtube channel where he post shit content. The Windmill man will be fucking doxxed because he is so fucking unlikable. I hope The Windmill man dies, I also hope he changes his bad, bad, bad fucking name. He doesn't deserve to be called "the", which implies that he is someone, which he is clearly not.

Oh hahah you did a The Windmill Man (post a shitty youtube video, while fucking little children)

by Fuck Windmill Man August 03, 2022

Wacky Windmill

An ironic term for a swastica, typically an incorrectly drawn one.

"There was wacky windmills all over the bathroom stall."

by Ebinflow04 July 08, 2022