book store

Like a library, except you have to pay for take home use.

People that work at book stores are sexy!

by Joy13 August 20, 2008

the UPS store

The place in which TJ, Jaramy, and George spend all thier lonly lives

crap I gotta work today at the UPS store

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

Thrift Store

The place for upple middle class-middle class hipster, emo, indie, scene, etc... kids/teenagers/young adults to try to find clothes that look like they are from stores like Urban Outfitters that they can't shop at even though they have plenty of money because of the superficial convinction that while orginality can be BOUGHT at a thrift store, it cannot be bought at a mass retailer...

Or I guess where people shop to SAVE MONEY...although you can get new clothes on sale or better quality used on ebay for almost the same price anyway.

Mark ( browsing through the rack at Urban Outfitters): This stuff is sooo commercial and unoriginal, it really doesn't suit my original, sophisticated, raw, independent spirit.. (makes face)
(insert light bulb here) I know!! I'll go to a THRIFT STORE where I can buy the same crappy, low quality clothes but with a more ill fitting cut, even shittier colors, and the great musty smell of body odor and decay ! Then I'll look so original just like all my friends who wear the same ill fitting, smelly garb. Fabulous.

by Can't we all just get along? January 14, 2006

in-store movie

The movie being shown on the televisions displayed in a store. A free, legal way of watching a movie, but rare and comes with the risk of looking like a dumbass.

Hey! The in-store movie today is Star Trek! Let's watch!

by TheWorks December 14, 2009

Womb Store

A store whereas you can purchase new and used wombs with L.E.D. lighting, infrared sensors, and alarms that go off when your too close to the vagina.

Roomy Womb Store

by Dally1234 July 24, 2010

something store

An online store that sells the randomness.

I want something from Something Store for my birthday!

by memoknapp May 27, 2010

Joe Store

Yes, it's finally here! The Joe store! The one place to get your one and only Joe(s). They may be crazy, but they are really cheap. ONLY $1,000,000,000,000! Come to the Joe store and get your Joe now for a cheap price! (ORIGINAL PRICE: $900,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Felicity: Check out this new Joe store! It's really cheap!
Tracy: Really? How cheap?
Felicity: This cheap: $1,000,000,000,000
Tracy: Can I see?
Felicity: Mkay, here.
Tracy: AHHH!!!!!!!
Joe: *Murders Tracy*

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018