Jack Sparrow

KAPITAN!

Do you know Jack Sparrow?
KAPITAN Jack Sparrow!

by Omgwtflol.123 December 29, 2019

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Jack Sparrow

He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!

You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

sparrow

sparrow is the name of a hot ass bitch that will bang you up.

sparrow is hella scrumchus

by pseudonymlol50596good October 10, 2022

Jack Sparrow

There should be a 'Captain' in that somewhere...

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow,Savvy?

by Its m3 April 17, 2020

sparrow

the bird that Mao Zedong tried to kill because they were destroying China's crops, but he ended up destroying the ecosystem. More crops ended up being eaten by insects.

Don't kill sparrows. Mao Zedong tried, and ended up causing something much worse.

by hahaX6X10^23 May 12, 2019

Autistic Sparrow

1. a small bird with a tendency to view life in terms of one's own needs and desires.
2. a narrow minded, excessively rigid and emotionally detached human being, with bird like feet.
3. term used in frustration on a dim witted friend.

"Get out of the way of the tele you Autistic Sparrow"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019