Shiz

Specific version of 'shit', meaning 'stuff' or 'concentration' Not a derogatory term.

"I'm late for the airport, and I've not yet packed my shiz."
Or
"Stop messing around Joe, and get your shiz together on that winch, before we loose this catch."

by Reefknot August 13, 2020

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When the head is so immaculate that at the time of climax shit sprays out your ass hole like a shotgun blast, and cakes the wall.

Jeff: hey how did things go last night with Stacy?

Toby: pretty great but she sucked my soul out so hard that I shizzed all over the wall.

Jeff: hell yeahhhhhhhh

by Absurd_Chalice January 13, 2025

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A word that people use when they're seven and can't really cuss

What the 'shiz' is that

by amogussussusus September 20, 2023

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The word often used by children to replace the word shit

Synonyms: shoot, shitake mushrooms, dang, darn

Anonyms: urane, pee, pee pee

The perfect word to use when your about to say shit in front of your parents as a child. Or if your speaking in front of a PG audience.

Scenario 1
Jon: Hey kids look at that horse... shiz.
Johnny: Wow that's some amazing looking shiz
Scenario 2
Johnny: I ALMOST BEAT THE LEVEL! HOLY *mom walks into room* shiz?
Clarence: ...
Scenario 3
Johnny: Now I am going to present my essay on... Shiz. "Shiz is a shizzy brown peice of shiz that you can extract from your... bum?"

by Littlejohnyy2947 December 5, 2017

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