spaten scale

A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.

drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.

drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.

totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!

drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.

drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.

by janitorforfree April 11, 2008

Swag scale

1 Lift = 200 Swags or 4 Yolos
1 Yolo = 50 Swags

(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.

(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.

(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.

(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day

ha ok I just tripped our teach and probably am getting suspended thats 2 Yolos on the swag scale

by Newtoschool May 31, 2013

sneeze scale

A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10

"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"

"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."

by shartsicle October 15, 2014

poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.

Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."

by rufusclay November 7, 2013

The snoop scale

For every 1 -10 cloud it is 10 snoops for example if someone says they are on cloud 10 they are at 100 snoop's it's a high rating system

Yo man I'm on cloud 8 , oh dude your at 80 snoop's

Bro let's get to cloud 10 aka 100 snoop's

Definition:Meaning how high a person is or how high they want to get aka the snoop scale

by Polobear64 May 30, 2019

Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.

Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.

by Post Culture July 29, 2020

pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.

Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017