Robert

A usually under rated yet really good guy, a true Italian stallion. He's nerdy and too smart for his own good, so smart it hinders him from alot of things that would be considered easy.

Girl 1: I can't believe I gave him up that was dumb as fuck.
Girl 2: yeah me too and now he's married and having a child. That's Robert though, always having to be a decent guy. Uggh.

by Morgan's<3 January 23, 2018

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Likes children, often called "Horn Master," sucks at Rocket League

Joe: I heard Robert got sentenced today.

John: What for?

Joe: Being a nonce.

by I'm Nacho Man April 27, 2020

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The worst ting in the world get away from him

Ughh......theres a robert

by Nahhhhtakisonlyforrobert September 10, 2020

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My little cousin, we all see him, he always wears sandals or shoe that could fit Shaquille O'Neil, and hangs out with them fat girls who eat poptarts on the fucking bus even though the seats are burning stinking the whole bus

Robert will shoot the school but he moans whenever he picks the gun up because it's to heavy

by Sir Ronathan bortis 3 April 1, 2019

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