Toms River

Suburban area where nothing exciting happens. Most importantly, the coolest kids in the world live here. Best known for the Little League Championship winners. Also, everyone here claims that they knew Piper Perabo because this is her hometown. During the summer, Seaside Hts. is overrun with tourists and occasionally MTV for some strange reason. People are being "Made" left and right. We have the worst mall in the world. Kids skip school to go to the beach.

Hey, let's go to the Poland Springs Arena to see Bill Cosby.

Cool Beans or Applebees after the movie?

by Mr. Ritacco January 25, 2005

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River Jumping

The art of jumping over rivers, so you dont have to get wet

Broude is the master of river jumping, he is never wet!

by RiverJumper19 January 07, 2010

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Anal river

This is the line of liquid that is formed around the anal region after one has been cum on.

"It was great, i came all over her arse and left one hell of an Anal river"

by Richard123 September 17, 2005

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river snakes

A skinny person's biceps

Check out that Ethiopian kid's biceps! He's got a mean pair of river snakes.

by MathosKotso July 16, 2006

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Peace River

A peaceful, quiet town in Northern Alberta with a river running through the center of it. The hottest chicks in Canada hang out at the local ski hill called Misery Mountain. There's also a cornocopia of pine beetles devouring the trees.

Guy from BC: "Dude! I just got back from my ski-trip to Peace River! There was some HOT CHICKS there!"

Other Guy From BC: "Dude! Really? I gotta get me some of dat!"

by crazykitteh January 25, 2010

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