Joe Ratio

The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.
The distance from here to there is a 1.8 Joe Ratio.

by The Jack Bauer October 04, 2007
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ld ratio

did you see RiceGum's ld ratio on his new diss track? iDubbbz destroyed him.
by tigerbarbs October 17, 2017
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Bedussy ratio

The ratio between a man’s ass and cock lengh. Coined by Marmaduke Bedussy

BR= CL / A x 100
Man he had a a thick ass but a micro penis

His bedussy ratio was off the charts
by S’onkel December 19, 2021
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nub ratio

calculated by taking length of the amputated limb and dividing that number by the average length of similar amputees. A person who only lost a foot would have a relatively high nub ratio compared to someone who lost a leg at the hip.
"Baby, to be honest..I don't know if I would still love you if you lost an arm...maybe if it was below the elbow and you always kept the prosthetic on. I know its shallow but I need at least a 60% nub ratio."

"I met this crazy chick online last week, we met up downtown and went back to my place but it turns out that she has a fake leg. At first I didn't care and we started messing around but I couldn't go through with it, her nub ratio was just too low, it was like a kfc biscuit.

by thenubstopshere December 17, 2008
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[sex] ratio

A term used to define how many days a week your partner expects to have sex. See example below...
Joe: So Gina, how many days a week do you expect to have sex?
Gina: I'd say about three...
Joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7...
Gina: What the f**k?
by Wrath of Kleptos September 11, 2008
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LTC ratio

Lips to Clit ratio of a woman's vagina. As coined by Steve.
"She had the best ltc ratio I've ever seen."
by The real DB Cooper April 06, 2014
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Randy Ratio

The neutral, generic male-term used to describe a social gathering that is comprised of all, or nearly all males.
We had ten girls at the pre-party but they all went home, and now we're left with a randy ratio
by Promoter King April 05, 2009
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