Quake & Bake

A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.

Yeah bro, I totally quake & bake that Quaker bitch last night.

by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022

Boob quake

Too much skin, causing a natural disaster-earthquake

Some Islamic extremist, delete too much cleavage, too much boob visible can cause an earthquake ie boob quake

by Reedamnweep April 22, 2023

hurri-quake

A disaster when a hurricane hits then a earthquake hits with it

*Random person* How can a hurricane and earthquake happen all together?
*Me* you call that a hurri-quake

by John da dude August 20, 2023

Quaking

Something that is fat and or shacking

That ass is quaking- Bessemer originated

by RealNinjaChris December 11, 2018

bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles June 15, 2016

Ass quake

When a bitch doing to much but it’s funny

“LMFAOOO girl ur such an Ass quake”

by Obamas coochie April 24, 2022

cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.

Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.

by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018