peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise
I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.
by billy mc 1969 August 07, 2019
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Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.
!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!
by DartDuck December 01, 2024
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Sigma Peasant

A highly focussed introveted version of the Sigma Male
he might not look like a chad
but he is surtently a giga chad of inteligence
he will fight hi oponents with a rock and still go through their medieval armour
most of all
the Sigma Peasant is always quick with his thoughts
if you try to roast him
he will respond faster than you can get to laugh of your own joke
there is only one of his speciece
but soon
there might come more
he will make sure you get anything you want
he is a true gentleman
he might not have many friends
but he is surtenly trustworthy
he will help you get that fat +K/D in any competitive game
one thing you cant do to him
is comanding him
he will not accept simpletons such as Betas, alphas and others
he will do things for you in return of a friendship
and sigma peasant is not single
he is full of asian girls around him
"damn is that guy helping tommy play cod?"
"yeah, he is such a Sigma Peasant"
by Asian Tigh lover May 17, 2022
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Rich peasant

A rich peasant is basically a peasant with alot of money. Basically a person who barely spends on anything and wouldn't dare to make big purchases.
Hes rich but acts poor, what a Rich peasant!
by Supercheeseidecream January 01, 2021
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Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.
Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.
by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024
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Filthy Peasant

Someone who pays for YouTube.
by Uetri May 21, 2024
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Naughty peasants

A group of friends that are bad behaved in their fathers eyes, but really they just love jesus and want to serve him. But they are so awesome and usually come in groups of four. Some of them may be gay or look gay but that what makes them so cool. They all have so much love for each other and even if they stop talking for a while you know they’ll always be best friends
Girl 1: those girls are such naughty peasants!
Girl 2: i know right, they’re so cool.

Girl 1: *hmph, I want to be a naughty peasant
Girl 2: *sigh* I wish
by Edieeee November 04, 2019
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