Notch

An insulting or ill-mannered term for somebody acting ignorantly and displays signs of being incoherent.

She completely forgot... she's such a notch

by GrandpaFlak May 26, 2018

Notch Break

Notch Break is an synonym for masturbation.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.

Guy 1: Have you read Notch's tweet about how depressed he is? He is a real wanker.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.

by Trending new Words October 7, 2016

Ghost Notch

A unit on notches based on chicks that wanted to and could have banged but couldn't because of timing,being in a relationship/married ect.

"She totally wanted to bang but i have chalk her up on the ghost notch list"

by Dirtymike2488 September 9, 2018

Notch

A notch is a line of the eyebrow missing. How it occurs: a person claims that they will or could achieve something ludicrous. Notch is then called and if the action isn’t completed the person who stated the claim receives a notch.

Owen: I could have a threesome tonight if I wanted.

Matt: Notch

Owen: Fuck, there’s no way I find two girls. I guess I deserve a notch.

by Tinderboi September 30, 2021

Notch

A punishment of being cocky

If someone says " I'm going to kill u " and somone calls "notch" they get to shave a piece of your eyebrow

by QwertyQ1 September 6, 2016

Notch

Top quality, best out there, awesome, amazing, unlike any other

That steak yesterday was notch

by Jay Silmirez October 14, 2019

shy top notch

a freak who has to be broken out of their shell

"yeah she's a shy top notch"

by shshus April 3, 2022