police infection

The police won't leave you alone
Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection
by Caroooootako February 27, 2016
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staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.
Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Viral infection

When annoying and otherwise talentless "Influencers" overtake Tik Tok or other social media platforms hereby brainwashing the media or particularly naive and weak minded people into supporting their trash dancing or hollow content.

-Mini mart
Viral infection

WHY IN GODS NAME ARE THESE TRASH AS* PPL TAKING OVER THR INTERNET GOD DAM
-Walmart
by Gg five December 30, 2020
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Kanyeast Infection

A infection in which somebody listens to to much Kanye West music. The symptoms are diarrhea, sweaty feet, Tik Tok dances, peeing blood, and death
I've listened to Homecoming to much and I peed blood in the shower last night. I think I have a Kanyeast Infection.
by Uncle Jim Joe November 30, 2020
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penal infection

When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.
Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!
by Penal infection April 14, 2022
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Cap Infection

When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.
YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.
by TheoneAAAAA December 16, 2020
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A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 06, 2020
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