helicopter kid

A child who is simply not ready for the harsh realities of real life because they were coddled too much as a child. Helicopter kids come in many forms and do many things to signify that they are indeed, helicopter kids. For example:

Follow you around the room when having a conversation

Eat out a lot despite not having a job

Cant live in a house without a heater

Ask for permission to do mundane shit

Gets paranoid as shit whenever anything slightly illegal happens in their vicinity

Overall a beta human being

“Should we invite ___ over tonight?”

“Dude no, they’re such a ducking helicopter kid, they’ll ruin everyone’s night.”

by Helicopter Kid December 17, 2018

helicopter water

When you get out of the shower and swing your dick like a helicopter's propeller to get the water off.

Dude, your helicopter water got in my mouth!

by Westopher the Philosopher July 7, 2014

Dick helicopter

When your having sex and you insert your penis inside of a women’s pussy and spin. Her around like a helicopter.

Wanna spice up our sex life and try the dick helicopter

by Niggacheese May 24, 2020

helicopter-in-law

An over-involved parent of a spouse whose compulsive need to demonstrate their support of their child inadvertently undermines that child's marriage through over the top gifts, paying of regular expenses, or repeatedly weighing in on decisions in support of their child.

Linda and Jim never really found their own way forward. His helicopter-in-laws were always buying their daughter whatever she wanted and haranguing him for not providing for their daughter's desires.

by WisCur January 28, 2015

The helicopter pad

When you have a big bush, and then cut around your balls and dick but leave the bush around it. You then swing your dick around creating the helicopter pad

Girls have a landing strip but boys have the helicopter pad.

by Pinky98 June 9, 2020

helicopter crew

any group of senseless whirly birds who stay up all night drinking and making noise that upsets neighbours. see Wastemen

Oh yeah Chris is OG helicopter crew. He hasnt pissed clear for six years

by huge jackedman May 25, 2011

Belgium Helicopter

(n.) When a woman sits on a mans erected penis, and swirls her ass around like a helicopter with his bone inserted in her poop chute.

Damn that Belgium Helicopter was good last night, but it left my dick all sore and bruised.

by bexposito November 19, 2005