The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 03, 2021

extinction level event

Extinction Level Event/E.L.E.

In 2027 there could be an extinction level event.

by ZzWatermelonJuicezZOnYt June 11, 2019

Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.

Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm

by jankotrantry October 12, 2022

Baki event

An event that which is completely unexplainable, or has no context behind it.

"Yesterday I observed a baki event. A skateboard fell in front of me with seemingly nothing that could have caused the event.

by Slamlover12 September 17, 2023

eventer

Someone who plans an event or activity.

This party looks lit, I wonder who is the eventer.

by eventerlady June 18, 2021

Event slags

A group of girls who go to music events every weekend even though they cant afford to do so. Slags

State of them lad. They're proper event slags

by PaddyKenny123 May 15, 2016

Popup Event

A slang term for a large gathering of fake Jeeter products in or in a suburb of Houston, TX

The popup event last night had shitty vendors. All I could find were Fryds and Polka dot bars

by Ilovemid September 25, 2023