Drizzle Drizzle

A hilarious 2024-2025 parody of the hyper-disrespectful gold-digging "sparkle sparkle" entitlement movement promoted on social media by toxic feminazis. It exposes the crazy entitlement of high-bodycount gold-digging feminist hoes who manipulate men into paying for all of their expenses like their hair, nails, brows & lashes appointments, rent or mortgage payments, car payments, insurance payments, etc. in exchange for days with her. Sparkle Sparkle is basically prostitution by another name. Drizzle Drizzle makes fun of that feminazi absurdity.

So I went on a first date with Karen, but she actually expected me to pay for the meal, and she didn't offer to pay for my car payment, car Insurance, gas, rent, and my new Jordans so I could be there for her on this date. So I told her she's obviously broke, and I got up and left drizzle drizzle.

by TheLightofTruth January 9, 2025

Bobby Drizzle

Cum dripping off another man’s lips after a sloppy blow job behind a dumpster in an alley way.

I can’t believe he walked back into the bar with Bobby Drizzle all over his lips…he’s disgusting.

by Bobby Drizzle March 6, 2023

Grizzle Drizzle

Grizzle Drizzle; Grillin’ Drizzle; Grillin’ my Drizzle
Latin Origin

(compound phrase): To frequent a state of being between two, or more, individuals. A state of bliss or euphoria, a state of 👢 and 👞; or to 👢(Grizzle) my 👞 (Drizzle).

James:
Yo, I’m really needing someone to grizzle drizzle right about now.

Dave:

Like a burger?

James: No like sex Dave, why don’t we have sex anymore. Just because we’re married and have the kids doesn’t mean we can’t have us time anymore. I want a divorce.

by Definitely Not Homosexual August 1, 2021

Drizzle

The natural male charisma used to seduce a woman.

"She could barely swallow all that drizzle you spewed down her throat."

Example of spewing drizzle:

Girl-"I'm hungry."
Guy-"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!"

by anonymous April 12, 2023

Mellow Drizzle

To make her wet

I just made my girl mellow drizzle all over me last night bro!

by Yung Quad & Nefeffect February 25, 2018

A case of the candy drizzles

The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.

Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.

by tototoroto December 4, 2012

Drizzle Drizzle

a stupid incel-aligned movement based on false pretenses.

Incel: Drizzle Drizzle, Women should have to pay for their food on dates
Me: If you want women to do that, why don't you find one that doesn't? It aint that hard.

by Lovethecreeper May 20, 2024