insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 14, 2008

cheese ditched

When a friend asks you to grab some cheese to share from the buffet and then leaves to talk to other people.

Kanika (holding plate of cheese): "Hey, where did Emilie go?"
Marie: "She left to talk to Simon... Looks like you got cheese ditched"

by browntownk December 12, 2011

Fur Ditch

another name for a women's vagina

I'd like to dig in her fur ditch

by metallicballz February 15, 2010

Fuck and ditch

When you fuck a guy/girl and ghost them and go fuck someone else

Person 1: Omg did u hear what Sophia did?
Person 2: no what?
Person 1: I heard she did a fuck and ditch

by Wolfgurl110 January 27, 2020

last-ditch

final and most heroic, desperate, last resort

In a last-ditch effort to end Holder's long-winded rant, I let loose a huge belch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 24, 2011

ditch pig

A woman who's so skanky, you drive her out, have your way with her and leave her lying in a ditch because she's not worth driving back home.

Who was that ditch pig I saw you with at the bar last night?

by bobsyeruncle January 28, 2008

ditch bitch

a girl(or guy) who repeatedly breaks dates with no excuse or reason. one who "ditches" you more than once..

she said we were supposed to have wings tonight but she didn't show, that lousy ditch bitch

by 69 war machine February 27, 2009