An assigned or appointed male individual who is used for strictly sexual needs and purposes. Common related terms and also known as a fuck buddy or friend with benefits
I'm tired of relationships , I'm just going to get myself a designated hitman. What's a designated hitman? The only man I let "hit it" with no strings attached.
by Bronxbatman November 26, 2015
The person that was initially the designated driver who acts drunk and leaves the bar so the local cop follows him and pulls him over while all the other drunks leave the bar while the cop is busy with the designated distraction.
Bob, the sober one, leaves the bar and pretends that he has a hard time putting the key in the lock...then sits there for a moment leaning over the steering wheel. He drives out of the parking lot of the bar and the cop follows him as he drives just a hair under the speed limit and sways a bit, but still maintains the lane. The cop can't stand it so he pulls Bob over and asks Bob if he has been drinking. Bob says "No officer...I have not." Of course...while cop is busy with Bob...all the other people leave the bar. Then the cop gives Bob the sobriety test and finds out he really is OK and Bob says..."I told you that I had not been drinking...I am tonight's Designated Distraction.
by Flamewalker June 29, 2013
Creators of the best T-Shirts in the world, created by Eric Pause
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There is a great variety of shirts, belts, and pants created by pasudesigns
All of these T-Shirts can be found on pausedesigns.com
by TheFederalNerd June 01, 2011
I am so glad to have my designated dancer with me at parties! Now I'll never be the lone dancer freak again!
by Prince of Egypt November 22, 2010
A rank that is obtainable in the Plane Crazy Community Discord (PCC for short), that requires 90 member-decided upvotes on your creation. Because the community consists of people who have an IQ no higher than 70, a meme build can easily obtain this rank.
People who usually have this rank and no other rank to show usually think highly of themselves and disregards any form of respect for other people in the Discord. When asked for criticism, they will not hesitate to insult your build of being "low-effort" and "shit", despite most likely not having a build that requires even the smallest amount of brain wrinkles to create. Despite that, they will almost always cause an argument when given feedback on a build they posted, even when given the smallest amount of constructive criticism.
People who usually have this rank and no other rank to show usually think highly of themselves and disregards any form of respect for other people in the Discord. When asked for criticism, they will not hesitate to insult your build of being "low-effort" and "shit", despite most likely not having a build that requires even the smallest amount of brain wrinkles to create. Despite that, they will almost always cause an argument when given feedback on a build they posted, even when given the smallest amount of constructive criticism.
Person 1: hey @Expert Designer can you give me some criticism as to why you downvoted my build in #creations?
Expert Designer: it's shit, plus i'm tired of people giving their builds unoriginal names
Person 1: what
Person 2: man got expert designer and now he thinks he's hot shit
Expert Designer: it's shit, plus i'm tired of people giving their builds unoriginal names
Person 1: what
Person 2: man got expert designer and now he thinks he's hot shit
by ApplePlastic March 31, 2021
A design session held after weeks of prep and just before a deadline. These decisions are made chaotically and without clear justification. This is analogous to "holding on to the horns of a bull until it throws you off". It also infers that the participants are all cowboys.
by insleys March 17, 2010
by slumbercat2k March 08, 2017