The caveman

The caveman is when a girl is dancing in a club and you're just gonna come up from behind and rub your pelvis against her ass, hope that something good is happening.
This approach rarely works on girls in a club.

Me: Dude, you saw the guy doing the caveman to that girl?
Homie: Ye, she was not amused and left the dancefloor. Cringe asf!

by Lil' Ox January 22, 2018

Ur caveman a gay man

The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.

Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter

by Darkman142 May 17, 2018

caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.

Kim Jung has a caveman penis.

by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016

metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.

Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman

by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013

Caveman

Big headed hairy caveman named cole.

Big hairy headed caveman named cole, “I break big rock with big head, I eat big rock, use big rock to make fire, cook rock over fire, to eat more big rock.”

by Caveman_catcher13 December 1, 2021

Caveman club

A long Hairy clit that was once a man but now a women

I was surprised to find It had a caveman club between her legs instead of just a vagina

by Hay girl 82 December 25, 2023

Caveman Style

The term used when one (male) spits on one’s hand and furiously masturbates until they jizz on themselves and instead of washing it off, leaves the spit and nut mixture to dry on their hand.

I saw Jerald going caveman style in the bathroom yesterday and then shake jamal’s hand.

by Spaceboihenreh December 23, 2023