"Grab the Cribbage-board off of the table, I'll show that old bag that grandpa can still use his peggerwood"
by MugginPeggerwood December 20, 2013
Get the cribbage-boardmug. by pajama rich January 2, 2011
Get the checker boardingmug. Happens when a guy and a girl are sleeping in a bed togeather, wearing underwear.
The guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl's underwear, probably as an awkward sexual advance
The guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl's underwear, probably as an awkward sexual advance
Guy1: Dude! I gave my girl a boarding party last night! It was so hot!
Guy2: Awesome!
Girl1: Uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. I'm going to tear his junk off next time.
Girl2: Gross!
Guy2: Awesome!
Girl1: Uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. I'm going to tear his junk off next time.
Girl2: Gross!
by 1 dude September 13, 2009
Get the Boarding Partymug. When a Man (through much effort) inserts his flaccid penis, folded in half, inside a womans ass. Then allows it to get "Hard" while slowly unfolding into a Springing Action.
"Hey baby, your gonna feel a slight pressure."
"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"
"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
"ok, you going for the Spring Board?"
"Yup, its in, now gimme dem boobies."
by backfromiraq January 11, 2012
Get the The Spring Boardmug. by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019
Get the Skate boardmug. by EmberTheArsonist February 1, 2022
Get the Luigi Boardmug. A mythical board that is supposedly designed for use when one goes to mung. (It's great for absurd substitutions in just about any Beach boys songs about surf boards.)
by JohnK May 22, 2005
Get the Mung boardmug.