A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.
Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.
by Ewizobeth December 18, 2013
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Get the Bro Stormmug. When a chick is on top riding you and you’re thrusting so fast that the ripple in the buttcheeks doesn’t get to the top of the cheeks before the next thrust. This must continue for 30+ seconds to be considered a thruster storm.
by Berzerkk June 15, 2023
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by Tonyonein January 14, 2015
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Get the Storm Chasermug. n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter
by D'emon November 7, 2002
Get the shit stormmug. When three events, usually beyond one's control, converge and create a large inconvenience for an individual. Each event represents one of the storms that collided on the Andrea Gail in the book/movie titled the perfect storm.
I had planned to go out tonight with my friends but then the perfect storm hit and now I can't do anything, my boss wanted me to work late, my girlfriend told me "we needed to talk", and my car won't start.
by TRex August 21, 2004
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