book store

Like a library, except you have to pay for take home use.

People that work at book stores are sexy!

by Joy13 August 20, 2008

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Get the book storemug.

the UPS store

The place in which TJ, Jaramy, and George spend all thier lonly lives

crap I gotta work today at the UPS store

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

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The place for upple middle class-middle class hipster, emo, indie, scene, etc... kids/teenagers/young adults to try to find clothes that look like they are from stores like Urban Outfitters that they can't shop at even though they have plenty of money because of the superficial convinction that while orginality can be BOUGHT at a thrift store, it cannot be bought at a mass retailer...

Or I guess where people shop to SAVE MONEY...although you can get new clothes on sale or better quality used on ebay for almost the same price anyway.

Mark ( browsing through the rack at Urban Outfitters): This stuff is sooo commercial and unoriginal, it really doesn't suit my original, sophisticated, raw, independent spirit.. (makes face)
(insert light bulb here) I know!! I'll go to a THRIFT STORE where I can buy the same crappy, low quality clothes but with a more ill fitting cut, even shittier colors, and the great musty smell of body odor and decay ! Then I'll look so original just like all my friends who wear the same ill fitting, smelly garb. Fabulous.

by Can't we all just get along? January 14, 2006

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Horn Store

The act of sticking a brass mouthpiece in the anus and playing the person like a trumpet

Damn, James is gonna let me horn store them later

by Tom Pette January 13, 2022

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Store time

Leaving the time on your watch unset and incorrect after purchase for the duration of ownership.

Me: what time time is it?
Guy: (pulls out iPhone) ...
Me:why didn't you just look at your watch?
Guy: it's on store time.

by Htown November 14, 2012

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Joe Store

Yes, it's finally here! The Joe store! The one place to get your one and only Joe(s). They may be crazy, but they are really cheap. ONLY $1,000,000,000,000! Come to the Joe store and get your Joe now for a cheap price! (ORIGINAL PRICE: $900,000,000,000,000,000,000!

Felicity: Check out this new Joe store! It's really cheap!
Tracy: Really? How cheap?
Felicity: This cheap: $1,000,000,000,000
Tracy: Can I see?
Felicity: Mkay, here.
Tracy: AHHH!!!!!!!
Joe: *Murders Tracy*

by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

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