Silent Movies

Watching porn on your personal device with the sound muted, so no one knows what your watching.
Jack denied he was watching silent movies, but the bulge in his pants gave him away.
by Stubdog June 26, 2018
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Silent but Deadly

When you thought you ripped a good one, but it ended up being silent, and smelled terrible.
Person 1: *Farts Silently*
Person 2: Do smell that?
Person 3: Eww! Person 1 ripped a Silent but Deadly!
by AFZFilms November 18, 2018
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silent knobhead

Use in any situation when saying what you really think would be a mistake.
The silent knobhead works in the same way as the 'magic e' or split digraph, as adding it at the end of a word or sentence changes the sound and meaning of the rest of the phrase. It results from implied use of the word knobhead at the end of a sentence, without actually saying it, thus changing the meaning of the sentence. The benefits of using the silent knobhead are that your conversation should be able to continue without the other party realising that they have been insulted, therefore maintaining and protecting relationships, for example with family, friends of friends, or colleagues.
Nannette: Oh my god, did you hear what Christian said to me? He must really mean that he wants us to be friends if he's offering me a massage after the gym!
Fleur: Yes, of course he does. He's probably interested in you for your mind (silent knobhead)!
by Angel_k April 12, 2013
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Silent Hangover

a hangover that creeps up on you throughout the day, generally when you wake up still drunk the next morning
Damn bro, I took hella shots last night, thus I will totes be having a silent hangover in a couple hours!
by muffinman091890 April 22, 2011
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Silent shrub

A land/estate for booty calls and loose women known for alcohol, drugs, and debauchery.
Nick met a girl at the cigar bar and brought her back to the silent shrub.
by Peter piper 911 January 11, 2017
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silent shipper

a shipper, especially an irl shipper, who thinks that a ship is cute, but doesn’t try to make everything into a ship moment, and definitely doesn’t push their ship onto the people they’re shipping or try to force them to be together.
someone: oh, you ship those people? you’re so gross for trying to force them into a relationship!
silent shipper: i’m not trying to do that at all, i just think theyre neat
by noonieeboo February 06, 2020
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Silent J

When a chick has a silent J in her name and you can taste it when you kiss her
Guy 1: How was that girl last night?
Guy 2: I made her go home cause she had a silent J in her name
by SomethingThatIsntTaken April 01, 2020
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