A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.
by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022

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by Quakeywakeydakey June 3, 2025

To fuck something up or an epic failure. A case of being un-clutch and also fucking up at the worst time possible.
"Nico misses a layup to win a basketball game at the park then the other team scores and wins"
His friends say, "Nico how the fuck did you quake so hard???"
His friends say, "Nico how the fuck did you quake so hard???"
by Bigdongguy69 September 9, 2018
