Greatest guy I know. Humble as fuck, will never hurt you. He's a king, though he may not know that. Knows how to make you feel better. Great at soccer, maybe even better than Ronaldo
He's also great with women and got a big dong.
He's also great with women and got a big dong.
by A-God November 20, 2022
by E-Reezy May 12, 2021
Something venues say in order to forgo all liability in case someone gets hurt moshing the proper way.
A complete contradiction, because moshing is an untamed release of anger and adrenaline, and there's nothing friendly about it other than the common courtesy that includes picking someone up if they fall or helping someone out if they are injured. The only people who say "mosh friendly" are those who want to look like hardcore punks/metalheads but they're too scared to actually get in a real f**king pit. They're normally the assholes who piss and moan about how someone accidentally elbowed them.
A complete contradiction, because moshing is an untamed release of anger and adrenaline, and there's nothing friendly about it other than the common courtesy that includes picking someone up if they fall or helping someone out if they are injured. The only people who say "mosh friendly" are those who want to look like hardcore punks/metalheads but they're too scared to actually get in a real f**king pit. They're normally the assholes who piss and moan about how someone accidentally elbowed them.
Annoying prick: "Woah dude, watch where you're moshing! I'm holding a beer! Mosh friendly, man! Wtf GAWD show some respect!"
Metalhead: *doesn't hear Annoying prick because he's actually enjoying the show
*Annoying prick throws beer and other things at Metalhead while moshing but Metalhead still doesn't notice.
*Annoying prick is more disrespectful than mosher
Metalhead: *doesn't hear Annoying prick because he's actually enjoying the show
*Annoying prick throws beer and other things at Metalhead while moshing but Metalhead still doesn't notice.
*Annoying prick is more disrespectful than mosher
by qeefsonface September 09, 2012
1. Dont wanna get hit? Dont jump in the pit
2. Respect everyone like a close family/friend in and out of the pit
3. If someone falls, pick them up
4. If someone is injured/knocked out, get one or two people to help drag him/her out and wait for medics/security. Once they are there, continue.
5. Dont throw kicks or punches
6. Dont be a douche bag
7. Stay hydrated
8. DON'T CARRY FUCKING BABIES THROUGH
(I say this because I have seen two ladies do just that)
9. If there are women in the pit, do NOT touch them in any sexual way
10. Have fun
2. Respect everyone like a close family/friend in and out of the pit
3. If someone falls, pick them up
4. If someone is injured/knocked out, get one or two people to help drag him/her out and wait for medics/security. Once they are there, continue.
5. Dont throw kicks or punches
6. Dont be a douche bag
7. Stay hydrated
8. DON'T CARRY FUCKING BABIES THROUGH
(I say this because I have seen two ladies do just that)
9. If there are women in the pit, do NOT touch them in any sexual way
10. Have fun
These are some Mosh Rules.
Mosh Rules: There they are
Mosh Rules: There they are
by The_broseph69 November 18, 2015
Adjective;
A Mosh Bitch is a person who ends up in the middle of a mosh pit at a metal concert. Usually ending up being beaten up and pushed around.
A Mosh Bitch is a person who ends up in the middle of a mosh pit at a metal concert. Usually ending up being beaten up and pushed around.
Tom: Hey, where did Jack go?
Emily: I think he ended up being the Mosh Bitch. He's at the triage tent now.
Emily: I think he ended up being the Mosh Bitch. He's at the triage tent now.
by Dufsao14 May 25, 2021
Moshe Rose is the ideal person to rely on to clean up the mess that you made, free of charge. He also could be your good sober friend, by taking you home, giving you a good place to puke, and finding you s convenient spot to pee. He could also be a great chiller, but to get him to places on time (like Walmart) is quite difficult.
Moshe Rose! Clean this up!
by Joe Momma 69 420 October 23, 2019
Le Mosh is a character created by the Roblox user ScloakBeLike. The character first appeared in a video called "Le Mosh fall part 1" where Le Mosh, playing Roblox Bedwars, stupidly jumped into ScloakBeLike's trap and fell into the void. Le Mosh has quickly popularized as a meme in the Discord Server "iDespair".
-Ah yes! It is the famous Le Mosh. When will we get another part of "Le Mosh fall"? The first part was suuuuuuuuuuper funny and entertaining!
by harti04 September 18, 2021