A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.
Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?
A proper waffle merchant !!
A proper waffle merchant !!
by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023
Get the Waffle Merchantmug. A person who thinks they have access to some sort of special rights due to having a team with 7 chemistry in the video game FIFA Ultimate Team. These individuals ironically complain about the game most, despite using obviously useless players (Harry Maguire, Zlatan Ibrahimovic up top or like Divock Origi at CB or something) to make it appear as though they do not care about losing, hence making it not feel so bad when they inevitably lose anyway in spite of their team.
fun merchant: Why y’all gotta use Mbappé? I use non meta players cause the game is just way more fun that way, how dare you outrun my 34 pace defenders
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
non attention-seeking individual: You are such a fun merchant. Do u really think anyone is impressed?
by KB285 October 4, 2022
Get the Fun Merchantmug. by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013
Get the tool merchantmug. Oi Josh Bibby why you such a pace merchant - Mitchal Robberts
We get it you have pace you fucking twit
We get it you have pace you fucking twit
by Piss In My Mouth Daddy October 8, 2021
Get the Pace Merchantmug. a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'
by TeevReqq May 22, 2023
Get the helmet merchantmug. yes: "what's your opinion on minecraft?"
ok: "yes."
yes: "are you a gaming merchant"
ok: "ok."
yes: "gaming"
ok: "ok"
ok: "yes."
yes: "are you a gaming merchant"
ok: "ok."
yes: "gaming"
ok: "ok"
by yes.ok.ok May 7, 2021
Get the gaming merchantmug. by Maryjaaane September 14, 2014
Get the Herb merchantmug.