Jeremy is the cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet! He’s tall and skinny with brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. His perfect smile will give you butterflies. He love his family(even if he doesn’t admit it) and he would sacrifice anything for them. Jeremy always finds a way to make you laugh. He’s super smart, but he doesn’t believe it and doesn’t realize what he’s capable of. If you’re sad he will cheer you up in a heartbeat. His gentle touch will send shivers through your body. Jeremy is the most amazing friend.
by Captain definition June 3, 2019

by Kinky boy March 23, 2019

A douchebag filled with pure vinger type attitude. No sexual appetite when Ass is in front of his Face, Literally bent over in his Face. He will spend all day in your shit, but nightfall he will not try to hit.
He will wait til Marriage, the Good lord told him so.
Until then he will use a Pocket Pussy, a drill with Lube and pictures of hefty girls wearing no panties cleaning under tables.
He will wait til Marriage, the Good lord told him so.
Until then he will use a Pocket Pussy, a drill with Lube and pictures of hefty girls wearing no panties cleaning under tables.
Ooppsss I dropped something under here. Can you see it?
Wait, what's in that Hefty Girls Ass??
Oh, okay, that's only Jeremy.
Wait, what's in that Hefty Girls Ass??
Oh, okay, that's only Jeremy.
by Niikkaa February 5, 2019

He thinks his hot and has a huge cock.His a funny guy,will make you care for him.But will just end up using you and forgetting about you when he gets more female friends.A total fuck boy,likes exposing people.
by BeeBunkBoi June 30, 2018

A sorry no good low-life of a man. He doesn't have a car can't keep a job and doesn't have a clue about the workings of everyday life.
by DTWFL August 23, 2011

by Jeff hauser January 16, 2008

when you have to fart really bad and let it all out. Reminds u of a clarkstown freshie who thinks he the ultimate shit but really is the equivalent to the dirt on my shoe.
by xoxodontfuckwithmehoe May 31, 2016
