A Person that works on urban dictionary. He can help you by chatting with you online. But some people mock him and keep asking the same questions like me :) And I oop, I just spilled the tea :)))) Also did I mention he works in my school and shoots dirty look in the hallways??!! Wow I really am lucky.
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Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"
Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."
Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
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Oh you went to JEfferson High school?
Yea!
Did you marry your highschool sweetheart?
Well yea! My momma and aunt set us up when we were born😂
Yea!
Did you marry your highschool sweetheart?
Well yea! My momma and aunt set us up when we were born😂
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Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned
Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though
Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware
Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me
Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson
Person 3: What?
Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off
Person 3: Jeez alright...
Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though
Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware
Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me
Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson
Person 3: What?
Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off
Person 3: Jeez alright...
Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
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