Jasper y

A bitch who is obsessed with tittes and wanna fuck u

Why jasper Y why

by Hornyavacado November 12, 2020

the jasper effect

the jasper effect is an effect where you change one thing about yourself and suddenly you pull everyone.
Or you could send snaps of you until they fall in love...
if you have the jasper effect then you might recieve compliments such as your beautiful or id let you sit on my lap and you could do whatever you wanted to me.

boy 1; dayummmmm momma u fit asf!
boy 2; GYATTTTT

girl 1; how does she pull so much omds
girl 2; its just the jasper effect

by stan loona for legs April 9, 2023

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Jasper moment

Getting drunk and dragging people you don’t like outside for a “chat”

Jasper: Kaz come outside now!!

*grabs Kaz by the shirt*
Everyone else: that was Jasper moment

by Suspicious T May 8, 2021

vince jasper

A brown kid with a big ass dick. He has sex with girls everyday gives people black eyes

Vince Jasper you have a big dick

by Poplar April 26, 2017

jasper kink

a kink to the best person in the entire galaxy , the person you’d spend your entire life with . having a jasper kink means extreme obsession and horniness . the symptoms of having this are vomiting n gagging when she’s not there , barking whenever she’s around , choking to death when ur not on the phone w her , and more .

“ damn bruh i can’t breathe “
“ yeah jasper not here so u not breathing their air rn , thats that jasper kink . “

by xvrseu April 26, 2023

jasper fleming

the coolest person in da world the best biathlon person i know and he's a preety, darn, lit person.(thats his catchphrase)

jasper fleming is preety darn lit!

by booboo higgens April 20, 2018