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The Estonian jackhammer

When a man spreads the woman's vagina flaps and attempts to stick his head into it. This normally ends up with a trip to the ER as it is not safe for both genders. This can be done with the same sex (see Finnish jackhammer).
Brian: "so I gave Sandra the Estonian jackhammer last night!"
Andre: "is she ok?!?"
by The isis November 12, 2014
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Jackhammer

by J.batch August 9, 2018
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Storrs Jackhammer

A sexual position. Similar to the pile driver. One standing partner holds another partner, by the hips, while second partner is standing on their head, legs spread in a T shape. Standing partner is generally a male since insertion of the sexual organ is a prerequisite for completing the position, but First partner may be a female wearing a strap-on. (though this may evolve to its own new position) -----First partner, with firm grip on second partners hips, and with sexual organ (or facsimile) fully inserted, (orifice of insertion depends upon sex of second partner, as either sex is possible, though a women presents more possibilities) pretends that second partner is a jackhammer (making Jackhammer noises is not required, but is suggested for authenticity) and lifts second partner, then drops, lifts, then drops, repeating this process until orgasm or boredom sets in. FOR FULL EFFECT first partner should occasionally blow hard onto the partner and smack them with snowballs to simulate the driving wind and snow of the Connecticut college town.
"Hey what did you do with that girl at Towers last night?"
"Me and Paul gave her the Storrs Jackhammer!"
by SupeDupe February 17, 2019
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Jackhammer

Go get a hand full of non-solidified concrete and begin to jack off with it as a lubricant. You must cum before the concrete solidifies.
Bro I was able to finish the jackhammer last night.
by Ravi banker February 8, 2019
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San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time
by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018
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jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.
He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.
by kmrtnz April 25, 2022
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Brutus Jackhammer

Hey Dillion, I hit Susie with the Brutus jackhammer last night!
by anra999 June 30, 2022
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