Hank Hayes

A retarded fat guy who does a "radio show" for 10 listeners.

Hank Hayes is going wild!

by ChrisN16 November 27, 2013

Stinky Hank

n. an act similar to the "Wet Willy" involving the insertion of one's finger in one's own rectum, and then placing it into the ear of another. Other variations of this are the "Stinky Wet Hank", used with diarrhea; and, the other, with the substitution of one's finger with one's own penis.

Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!

Confidants: FAR OUT!

Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!

by Danny Tetlock March 13, 2005

Cold Hank

A sexual move

Verb or Noun

Step 1: poop one large solid turd on a plate or baking sheet
Step 2: pour some water over it

Step 3: quickly put in the freezer till frozen

Step 4: use as dildo until melted

Mark really tore Ally up with that cold hank last night I heard!

by Balderdash1607 July 23, 2012

Hank Hill

A married, middle-aged man with a propane fetish.
Star in the Cartoon King of the Hill

Hank hill occasionally has dreams about propane.
Hank: "Propane and Propane Accessories."
Hank: "Damnit bobby..."

by Gam0r January 9, 2012

Harte Hanks

Another word used when "ghetto" just isn't enough / Do-Rag, gang banger, hell...

AWWW SHIT DIZZAWG, THAT RIDE OF YOURS BE SO HARTE HANKS!

Awwwwwww nawwww foo! My familiy was so Harte Hanks, that we had to beat the shit out of ourselves once our popz was too tired to do it.

by c0balt January 27, 2003

Tom Hanks

1) An informal way of saying thanks or thank you.
2) An expression, derived from thanks, to express appreciation.

Hey, Tom Hanks for the gift!

by Tribeworthy June 6, 2018

Hank the Jank

to look a mess or to be dirty

ewww why dat girl comming in class looking like hank the jank?

by dkbnonstop7 January 8, 2010