Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.
My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.
I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.
I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.
by Walter P Brzozowicz August 9, 2006
Get the future-formermug. when you ram your big fat veiny cock into a person with such speed and power that they go back to the future
by BigWang69420 January 5, 2020
Get the back to the futuremug. by virzas September 30, 2020
Get the Future Peoplemug. The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.
Used mainly for fun
Used mainly for fun
Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out
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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out
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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
by Overnewton l June 15, 2019
Get the Future Shufflemug. The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.
"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
"It's a future flex nobody wanted."
by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022
Get the Future Flexmug. A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
Get the Future-ismmug. Former One Direction member Louis Tomlinson's 2nd studio album that came out on November of 2022. It is vastly different from his debut (Walls) in the best way possible. It has mixes of punk, indie pop, pop and rock genres. Listen to it because it's just that good
by totally not harry styles February 2, 2023
Get the Faith In The Futuremug.