dual wielding

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m dual wielding right now

by auxtin January 5, 2024

dual wield

the action of stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time

i’m a dual wield

by auxtin January 5, 2024

Dual Gene Theory

Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?

Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Dual Action Strap

Double sided dildo inserted the various orifices of two sexual partners.

Why's there a double sided dildo in your bathtub?

Because a dual action strap is the best way for switches to fuck because they can top or bottom with every stroke.

by Kim Xicana August 23, 2023

Dual binge

1. (ˈDUL binj) tr. verb. to alternate binge-watching or binge-listening to a pair of related shows, such as a reality competition series and a podcast that covers that series.
2. (DUL binj) noun. an instance of dual bingeing.

1. I'm gonna dual binge season 9 of "The Amazing Race Canada" and the companion podcast hosted by Jessica and Dan.
2. Season 9 of "The Amazing Race Canada" and the companion podcast hosted by Jessica and Dan sure has been a great dual binge.

by Mama's Pinky Toe August 31, 2023

dirty dual

When two friends, siblings, or strangers fight over the same person they want to date. They do so by sleeping with the person to see who can last the longest. The winner gets to date him/her.

Did you hear the Nelson twins had a dirty dual for Jenny?
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both

Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual

Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.

by Onlyme4you April 29, 2020

dirty dual

When 2 people want to date the same person and they sleep with the wanted to person for him or her to choose who was better in bed.

Did you hear the Nelson twins dirty dueled for Janet?
Yeah they both lost as she hated both of them

Who is telling Greg the dirty dual rules?

Jesse chose Alison over Jill after there dirty dual and they haven’t spoken since

by Onlyme4you May 1, 2020