Deer Spitball

When someone wipes their vagina and the small tissue parts break off and stay inside and when you eat them out you lick the tiny tissue balls out and spit it into the girls face like a spitball. Note that you must be licking the vagina like a deer drinking water for it to be a true deer spitball.

That was an amazing deer spitball last night.

Give me the old deer spitball.

by I put the dic in dictionary January 20, 2022

The Deer-effect

The Deer-effect: When you find yourself before inevitable doom, and become just like a deer staring into the headlights of a truck.

He stood right on top of a grenade and was paralysed by The Deer-effect.

She saw the snowball fly towards her and was struck by both the snowball and The Deer-effect.

I didn't know what to do I got The Deer-effect.

by Vumsy February 12, 2010

Deer Buffer

When you don't pass the car in front of you for the sole reason of if there happens to be large wildlife on the road (deer, elk, moose, etc) he collides with it and not you.

Passenger: "Why aren't you passing him? He's only going 50."
Driver: "He's my deer buffer."

by Valencebyte November 25, 2010

deer isle

a place where lobsterman go lobstering with the ass cracks sticking out and drinking beer all day CAP

deer isle fucking sucks

by clambot November 10, 2016

Deer Mayo

A condiment, usually served at Indian operated Subways. Deer mayo is made of used Indian food after digestion and comes directly from a workers butt cavity. Introduced in late fall of 07' it is now their most popular sauce.

Raj al Punjaab just came out of the bathroom with a fresh steaming pile of Deer Mayo --- Yummy!

by Spoony Spoonicus March 14, 2009

Stealth Deer

A Deer that you are chasing on the popular game; The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, that will run behind a rock, and disappear

Pete: I was playing oblivion last night and was chasing this deer, and it went behind a rock and disappeared!11!!!!!!!!!111!!!! PROPER STEALTH DEER!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!1!!!
Perra: WORD
Pete: stealth mohammed innit

by PRJD August 8, 2006

doey deer

a buck with no antlers, aka a hot guy with no balls

so i let this guy get me wasted last night and he didnt even try to fuck me...what a doey deer

by jonnydeepp January 5, 2011