When you get whiskey drunk and pass out with a mouth full of Copenhagen. Then proceed to wake up usually on a friend's chair or couch, with it scabbed to your face and furniture.
by BadgerAutopsy December 15, 2019

by Jovan chew August 23, 2018

“Chewed rug” refers to the typically “worn down” or even “trampled” condition of a homosexual woman’s snatch. A chewed rug is often defined by the fragrance or even its resemblance to a once digested cherry pie.
by Corncob gobbler December 16, 2022

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.
Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”
by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.
by Laurabelleblue September 15, 2008

by ReRun and Ace February 23, 2012

by The_Ocean January 16, 2010
