21st Century Breakfast

Nothing.

Alex always starts his day with a 21st Century Breakfast. It's clean, fast, and completely free!

by The Average Sad Man May 21, 2016

21st Century Poet

noun. Writes fully sick poetry with no value or significant theme

When your bars are long and barely rhyme but you on the dime. Dat dere 21st century poet.

by DaRealBdizzle October 6, 2016

21st century poet

A nerdacious attempt to spit bars whilst their vocabulary is most likely limited to irrational numbers, functions, binary/hex etc. Their verses are either simple with no thematic value or ten tiers beyond humility, the typical result of logic dominant brain activity. Bars barely rhyme, but on the dime.

"Do you like nerds?"
"It's the shit, kids releasing their grip on ordinary satchels of sherbet and that jank jaw dropped in awe"
"mate, you're a 21st Century Poet"

by DaRealBdizzle September 24, 2016

Century Fl

A small town on the AL line. A town known for spice and meth, here you never know what you going to get. A dawn of a new Century that is for sure here. I witnessed a fight at the town's main attraction Whataburger, bro was fighting his brother about which one was sleeping with one of their ol lady that night bc they bought the justaburgers for a special date night. Then the father walked up and fought both of them and said he was having her that night. Wow what a wknd in Century.

Century I saw the UncleCousin Father fight live @ Century Fl Whataburger. The winner got a trophy bag of spice, a torch, a glass bowl and apparently the winner got a night with the son, cousin, father's girlfriend shared tent. The loser had to watch the girls kids from the bench at Showwalter park. That was a spice and methed up night. Was told I missed the Brother & Sister fued in Flomaton last wk they was fighting over the daughter.

by TriCity September 8, 2021

century cliff training

the act of engaging in extreme cliff jumping to train for a century bike ride

Man, I am not ready for this century ride. Hey, I have an idea. How about we do some century cliff training off that waterfall?!

by foobarbazbing September 2, 2013

Century Fail

Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.

Today I went for ice cream with a friend of the opposite sex. My girlfriend was texting me, asking me where I was. To pacify her, I told her I was desperately trying to get away from some girl who won't stop talking - But I accidentally sent the text to said girl, as she sat next to me. She started to cry into her ice cream. Century Fail.

by B-loved Commander March 2, 2012

Atomic Century Club

Variation of century club A shot of beer every minute with every tenth shot being hard alcohol.

Collin: Do you want to do Century Club when I come back down?
Bobby: No! I am trying to make the puke chart.

Collin: What is worse?
Bobby: Atomic Century Club

by I_LAA_BEER November 26, 2011