brexit

shit that sounds like it is weetabix

oh my god this world is fucked because of brexit

by JoelIsAJoke January 12, 2020

Brexit

"Brexit", when used as a verb, is the act of commiting an unnecessary and incredibly dangerous tackle in football (soccer).

*Player speeding past most of the team only being followed by a defender*
"Oi! Brexit him!"

by Infinitythereal June 10, 2023

Brexit Bump

Meaning 1: An issue in your life that can likely be boiled down to Brexit either being something that happened as a result of Brexit or something that Brexit did that made your life more difficult.

Meaning 2: A baby born during the Brexit period (2016-2020)

"Hey Sarah, I now have to sell my villa in Spain because of Brexit"
"Yeah, that's such a brexit bump"

"Yo Tony, did you know that Lea was born in 2018?"
"No way, I didn't know that she was a Brexit Bump"

by Tailor of Chaos February 12, 2023

Brexit

Sexual - When you promise to pull out but you don’t

So I gave her a brexit

by Recce November 21, 2019

Brexit

Something that is a staple of British working class culture e.g. slide tackles, Top Gear, Stella.

Sean Dyche plays brexit football

by CluelessCookie March 20, 2024

Brexiting

When your having sex with a girl, and you can't decide whether or not to pull out, so you just do nothing instead.

Bro1: Dude me and Shannon almost had a pregnancy scare last night!

Bro2: No way, what happened?

Bro1: Well we spent all night brexiting, and I ended up remaining!

by BigBoy1432 May 11, 2019

Brexit

BrexiteerwiseBrexmansmart

The act of telling everyone at a

gathering (e.g. Demolitionn Derby, Suicide Mission, Aristocratic Bullies etc..) , that you are leaving, but actually staying around to see who is the last to crash and burnout (e.g. Greece, Italy, Spain, etc.)
United Kingdom is at the party, brexiting near the front door so to exit when needed...

by UncleJohn2019 May 1, 2019