Chunkin' goof

Someone who's being a bitch/hoe/dumdass

bro stop being such a chunkin' goof!

by Tate William March 2, 2022

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thank goof

to be grateful for something/someone, in a silly way.

Oh, your car stopped working? Thank goof.

by definitely not Courtney June 2, 2020

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The Messenger’s Goof

a goof up on messages that’s so bad that you can’t seem to understand how the person made one word into the other

ex: trying to say door but saying golf instead

message 1: “I bought my dad a new set of door clubs for his birthday”
message 2: “*golf clubs 🤦 ♂️ I meant golf clubs. The messenger’s goof strikes again“

by doodleoodles September 17, 2019

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Sploof goof

Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.

That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.

That guy was sploof goofing earlier.

by Big body boy 1234 December 29, 2021

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Maximum Goofing

The act of getting crack, rolling it in weed and sprinkling it with meth, then dipping it in lean and dipping it again in crack, and smoking it with bong fire, then eat it with alcohol mixed with rat poison, then shower your body in radiation and toxic waste, and after for the munchies eat a 2 feet tall burger stacked with meat and chemicals, and wash THAT down with a gallon of coke, inhale asbestos, have a quick snack and munch on some insulation and sleep inside a car with the engine running and while theres an active gas leak

Oh yeah that was crazy, last night were Maximum Goofing and frank totally got washed

by kakarotrose June 27, 2023

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