Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.

The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.

by ragazzacattiva March 9, 2015

testicle festival

see urbandictionary.com

yay!

by nutsack June 11, 2003

Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 28, 2011

Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.

Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.

by Huester666 May 29, 2011

testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021

testicle terminator

A slut who has sex with a lot of men. A slut that terminates testicles.

Sandra: yo, I went down on the hottest Gilbert last night.
Amanda: damn, you are a real testicle terminator, sandra.

by jonathan0913 August 8, 2018

testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.

My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018