Tequila Toothbrush

When you soak your penis with Tequila and stick it in someone’s mouth.

Brandon gave the new girl a tequila toothbrush after work.

by B-Rad 2012 August 15, 2018

Tequiyeeted

A verb:
An action in with a person godthrusts electronics into peoples peens in a rage only equal to TequilaTardis'

"I was at the bar, annoyed, and this guy came up to me, so I Tequiyeeted him until he fucked off."

by MissAnathema May 25, 2019

Tequojay

A popular cocktail among people who keeps it real. Ingredients include tequila and orange juice. Recipe as follows:
1. One generous pour of tequila(don't give me this 1 1/2 oz crap) in a rocks glass (no ice)
2. Equal parts orange juice, preferably of the pulp-free variety

Do not shake, do not complain

"Hey, barkeep, set my friend Jstar up with a tequojay - set me one up as well."

tequila cocktail real shot delicious shooter tequojay

by TheTeamwork October 16, 2019

Tequila

I dont remember

Trinity: what happened last night?
Me: Tequila

by Said_no_one November 16, 2019

Tequila Jade

A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.

Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.

by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020

Tequest

A technical request

Yesterday I tequested milk with my cereal

by DirtyBass April 8, 2021

tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!

Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.

by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021