projectile texting 

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

projectile texting by Rastus McGee May 10, 2018

Tending 

Sugar coating masturbation. A strong inclination, resulting in masturbating, due to a surge of hormones erupting in ones body.

1. I need to tend.
2. I'm tending at the moment.
3. I have to tend to my needs.
4. I'm going to tend with my baby.

Tending by Helen Storm November 7, 2009

Texting 

Quite possibly the least intelligent form of communication. Phones were created so people could SPEAK to one another. If you want to talk to someone in a text form of communication, there is this marvelous invention known as a 'keyboard'.

Texting is for the deaf. Not insecure teenagers.

Texting by mike1015 November 8, 2012

Texting Zombie 

A person who spends nearly every waking moment, arms stretched out with phone, texting who ever will read it. Usually this person does not acknowledge bystanders. Their most common response is "Text Me". Living conversation is difficult. Attention span at the most is a few minutes. Texting Zombies are growing in number. Avoid them at all cost lest you become one.

Texting Zombie is anyone addicted to texting.

Texting Zombie by Macsaroni July 31, 2010

texting 

the act of sending a mobile phone to mobile phone message of text instead of talking; the contraction of words "text" and "messageing" with the apostrophe dropped through consistent use as a word

I prefer texting my friends instead of calling to communicate more efficiently.

texting by James Mahaffey February 16, 2006

mass texting

When a text message is sent to multiple contacts within a phonebook.

Kevin: Melanie just texted me and was like, "What's up?"... I thought she said she had plans and couldn't hang out tonight.

David: Yeah, I got that, too.

Lacey: WTF?! I'm so sick of her mass texting and leaving me out!

David: Guess we know why she didn't want to hang out tonight...

mass texting by Alyk March 4, 2009

double dutch texting 

When already in a text convo, you send a further text also requiring an answer. Both texters continue this rally until they forget what the first point actually was.

Ali "dude, leslie has text me saying 'the pub on the corner' but I dont know if I am meant to meet her or when"
Vida "dude, you just tripped up at double dutch texting"

double dutch texting by veeds1 July 22, 2009