income tax

A an immoral & corrupt system used to enslave the working population of a given state or nation. Any nation with an income tax is not truly a free country, because it requires that a substantial percentage of your income goes to the government without your consent.

If a citizen refuses to pay this tax, they will often be arrested at point of gun, and put in jail - making it a true definition of slavery.

Slavery still exists in America today. It has just taken on the form of the oppressive income tax.

by Jimmy F. March 28, 2007

Cat Tax

To give credit towards Cats on an image board. Typical use on Imgur.

"Cat Tax" (posts an image of a Cat when the subject is not that of a cat)

by Finesir January 27, 2015

Titty tax

Any funds that are spent with the end goal being to see a woman's breasts. Can be used in both professional and amateur situations.

Ethan: So I took my girlfriend to the opera last night.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.

by Webstersdickionary January 12, 2011

Tax Pimpticioner

A tax accountant with legendary swag.

"There was an accountant of legend who once worked at this firm; they said as he prepared tax returns, the heavens opened and angels played their harps to the beats of his prancing fingers on a ten key."

"He was a real Tax Pimpticioner"

by Awhitin23 November 20, 2013

Terror Taxes

Any of the numerous special taxes on airline flights brought into effect after the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks.

Our multi-stop flight added $40 worth of terror taxes to our ticket cost.

by Buffet Boy May 26, 2007

date tax

The time/effort involved in chatting up/entertaining your girlfriends nosy mother/ suspecting father/ pesky younger brother/ sister when you go to her place to pick her up for a date.

Male 1 : Im off buddy. Gotta pick my girlfriend up at 9.00 for our movie tonight.
Male 2 : Wait up dude. its only 7.30. what will you do going so early ?
Male 1 : yea i know. Just making sure i pay the requisite date tax.

by A.I.R March 11, 2010

for tax purposes

A tactic where two straight men get married to reduce their tax bracket.

Bro 1: Why you guys getting married? Aren't y'all straight?

Spouse 1: Chill bruh, it's for tax purposes.

by alibabashek April 16, 2019