tape ape

A low-level computer operator or systems administrator. So named for one of the customary duties of such a position, which was to start backups manually from the command line, switch tapes as needed, and monitor the backup for successful completion.

Storage Area Networks, RAID arrays, tape jukeboxes, and the like have largely rendered such jobs obsolete.

"I started out as a third-shift tape ape because I knew a few Unix commands and could use a shell prompt. Taught myself systems administration and programming while watching the tapes spin and now I'm a software developer."

by bikergeek April 19, 2013

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Gaf Tape

Tape commonly used in the entertainment industry. Better and more expensive than duct tape (about $17 a roll).

v. Gaf, pp. Gaffing, pt. Gaffed

Go and gaf up that mic.

by Vaelen April 24, 2005

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getting that on tape

A phrase or saying for having a record or documentation of something that occurred/event. Does not have to be on a tape or VHS recorder, can be any type of media such as video, audio or photography. Any device can be used for this, even modern devices.

Emily busted her shit on the stairs. Her friend Janie laughs and says "I wish I had gotten that on tape!"
Therefore getting that on tape.

by rightasrain January 24, 2016

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Staple Tape

Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)

Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!

by Nova72Scotia September 17, 2020

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