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take the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened.
Jeff has always been annoying, but his latest stunt takes the biscuit.

Petrol has always been expensive, but these new prices really do take the biscuit.
by MoogleViper March 12, 2012
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take a slash

"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead
When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock
by Bob March 26, 2005
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Take for Granted

To expect someone or something to be always available to serve in some way without thanks or recognition; to value someone or something too lightly.
After a while in a relationship you begin to take for granted the other person, desensitizing their importance.
by peaceINaBLUNT December 15, 2011
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buy the ticket, take the ride

(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option
When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.

Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.
by justin mcadam August 21, 2006
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Take it in blood

A street phrase meaning if you're going to rob someone, kill them as well. usually said by the one being robbed as a show of pride because they'd rather be killed then embarrassed by being robbed.

Also an awesome Nas song.
ex. 1
Robber: "Give me your money!"
Victim: "Take it in blood, I'm not going to be embarrassed like this."

ex. 2
Nas: "Time is money when it comes to mine, take it in blood."
by sdmembree February 20, 2013
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can't take a hint

Can't understand an innuendo, or can't connect the ideas and find out that there's an implicit meaning there.
I was acting uninterested the whole time and even avoiding him, but the flirty boy can't take a hint.
by GBalan July 17, 2011
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