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sunflowering

The sensual art of gently splaying one's digits whilst manually penetrating the anus/vagina, usually precluded by an instance of the silent duck.
Jimmy: "Ouch! You cunt! That wasn't the silent duck!"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to this increasingly sensual act?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well James, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple batty crease. Your sister likes to call it "sunflowering".
Jimmy: "Gee whiz Mum, this is the best birthday ever..!"
sunflowering by Jimmy's Sister February 23, 2008

Pushing Sunflowers 

Idiom used to imply someone who is Dead and whose body is fertilizing plants (sunflowers). Hence you are "pushing" sunflowers up from the ground.

Popularly, the idiom was Pushing Daisies. This variation was inspired by a brave Ukrainian woman who encouraged Russian soldiers to fertilize sunflowers, during the Russian invasion of Ukraine in 2022.

Pushing Daisies was the idiom. Now it shall forever be Pushing Sunflowers.
Invade Ukraine, and you'll be Pushing Sunflowers soon.
Pushing Sunflowers by bora_am February 27, 2022

sunflowerfieldrry 

They are one of the best mutuals ever tbh. For one, their content is amazing. For two, they are super funny. They deserve the entire world because they are so amazing and perfect. And my favorite mutual tbh.
Person one: Oh, who's your favorite mutual on tiktok?
Person 2: Ohhhh, its sunflowerfieldrry.

Person one: Oh I know them, aren't they amazing!
sunflowerfieldrry by Evie_ June 7, 2021

sunflower9113 

Reichsarchitect for the Duchy of Vienna / The Greater Austrian Empire.
Known for her majestic and beautiful buildings, such as the Rally Grounds.
Sunflower9113 builds Vienna.
sunflower9113 by Mirathe November 25, 2022

Sunflowering

An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.
Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!
Sunflowering by hubGX January 13, 2009

sunflowered

When a male shoves his fist inside a vagina and opens his fist like a sun flower sprouting.
'Dude I sunflowered her last night'
sunflowered by Ty--txt June 8, 2016