suicide

"The fastest road to nowhere."

Kids, stop commiting suicide. You're hurting the people who love you. People love you. And if noboby does, I will.

by Hell yeah I'm american September 5, 2005

suicider

(n) one that suicides, is currently in the process of suiciding, or has suicided in the past

"Freedom will prevail, so long as the United States and allies don't give the people of Iraq mixed signals, so long as we don't cower in the face of suiciders, or do what many Iraqis still suspect might happen, and that is cut and run early, like what happened in '91" - George W. Bush (quoted by Bill Sammon in The Washington Times 5/10/04)

by fduck May 10, 2004

suicide

What i will commit if this is rejected

I will commit suicide by cutting out my heart with a butter knife.

by Dr,dumbass November 1, 2009

suicide

A very permanent solution to Life's very temporary problems.

But these problems can seem or become permanent if we cannot see a way out of them. That's why telling people that they are selfish to want to commit suicide, is not truly addressing the issue. There are many reasons why people consider it, and blindly shooting them down is not helping anyone gain clarity on the matter. Please, try sitting down and listening to your friend, and if anything coming up with a plan on how to live! Happily and healthily! See if that works better. Suicide isn't necessarily an obsession with death, but rather with Life.

Molly committed suicide; she walked to the Golden Gate Bridge, jumped off that great height, and died as she landed in the water below.

by Silver415 July 29, 2009

Suicided

The act of killing someone and framing their death to make it seem like they killed themselves, rather than, in reality, them getting murdered by someone. Most notable examples of this include Jeffrey Epstein and John McAfee, who were both taken out by the government. Both individuals had insiders notifying others on the internet that they would be 'suicided' minutes before their deaths.

Adam: "Wow, John McAfee just killed himself by hanging... I can't believe he would do such a thing, poor guy. I can't imagine the depression he was going through to get to that point."
Josh: "Yeah, as if.... You know for a fact that the government suicided him. You think a dude like that would be suicidal or depressed? No, they faked his death. He even tweeted out that he was going to be suicided right before it happened, for fucks sake."

by suburban__dictionary September 3, 2022

Suicide

When someone inflicts self harm in the act of ending their life.

Where did David’s brother go? Must be suicide.

by Gdnjsiis September 1, 2019

Suicide

Suicide means taking your own life, Some people say it’s a cowardly way to go. But sometimes it’s the only way people know how to take away the pain they are in. If you do find someone who is talking about committing Suicide. Don’t laugh or ignore it. Help them. It isn’t a cry for attention. It’s a cry for help. You may say “They just want attention.” And do end up committing suicide, think how they’re love ones feel.

“ Wendy was so tired of the bullying, she ended up commuting Suicide.”

by Carly_Smith August 11, 2019